Definitions by jokergman

Pat the pancake 

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

Pat the pancake by jokergman March 9, 2023

zoom chirp 

The incessant chirp of smoke detectors in the backyard of zoom meetings that need their battery replaced.

The fucking zoom chirp throughout the meeting drove me insane! Change the damn smoke detector battery already!

zoom chirp by jokergman October 13, 2020

zoom mirror 

someone who constantly plays with or checks their hair in the camera during a zoom meeting

Dude kept checking his hair during the meeting in the zoom mirror

zoom mirror by jokergman October 13, 2020

Zoom smack 

when everyone leaves a zoom meeting but a few others purposely don't exit so they can talk shit about the meeting

"Haha glad to see you all stayed on so we can talk some zoom smack"

Zoom smack by jokergman July 30, 2020