jokergman's definitions

zoom mirror

someone who constantly plays with or checks their hair in the camera during a zoom meeting

Dude kept checking his hair during the meeting in the zoom mirror

by jokergman October 13, 2020

Zoom smack

when everyone leaves a zoom meeting but a few others purposely don't exit so they can talk shit about the meeting

"Haha glad to see you all stayed on so we can talk some zoom smack"

by jokergman July 30, 2020

Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

by jokergman March 9, 2023

zoom chirp

The incessant chirp of smoke detectors in the backyard of zoom meetings that need their battery replaced.

The fucking zoom chirp throughout the meeting drove me insane! Change the damn smoke detector battery already!

by jokergman October 13, 2020