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Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.
Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer
by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021
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Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.
I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.
by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016
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