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The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services

Yo, hows the johning scene in Cuba?

johning by Cecestud June 18, 2008

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Johning

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.

Johning by Livluvsu July 26, 2018

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Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

Johning by tichocolat July 11, 2018

The act when you fuck up bad or banging.

Hey carl get the fuck out of the room I am johning my girlfriends

Johning by Anon2020 July 19, 2016

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

Johning by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020