Johning

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.

by Livluvsu July 26, 2018

Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

by tichocolat July 11, 2018

Johning

The act when you fuck up bad or banging.

Hey carl get the fuck out of the room I am johning my girlfriends

by Anon2020 July 19, 2016

John john

That good good

Thats some john john weed, bro.

by Buns420 October 8, 2017

John-John

It's that fuckin good good.

"Dude that was some John-John weed."

by Buns420 October 8, 2017

no johns

"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".

Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.

n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."

Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"

by Cary Abrell (Ruler_OF_Melee) May 29, 2005

The John

The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.

Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.

by Rbs January 27, 2005