passtard

A driver on the freeway who does not give other drivers a chance to move into the slow lane but instead passes on the right (in the U.S.).

That impatient passtard is going to cause an accident with his constant lane changing and utter disregard for freeway etiquette!

by chillspice June 14, 2013

Passtard

A password that is a bast**d to remember.

Such as the secure suggested passwords or when a site/solution requires you to add capitals and characters and ensure its not a dictionary word.

That's a passtard to remember! It has to at least be memorable to me.

by Minstrelrolo December 3, 2021

Pusstard

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

Pisstard

Term used to show comtempt to flaming idiots

You damn pisstard!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Pastard

An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.

Giulia brought her own pastries at work today and didn't share, what a royal pastard.

by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016

Pisstard

People who behave irresponsibly while/after consuming alcohol

Mel is behaving like a pisstard he clearly has had too much to drink.

by Pisstard July 27, 2019

Pastard

1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.

2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.

3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)

Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."

Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."

Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"

Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"

by NoSandal January 18, 2011