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thick and pasty twenty-wiper
When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
thick and pasty twenty-wiper by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021
Ball’s Palsy
Ball’s Palsy by Cracker Black October 10, 2020
Paulyn
Paulyn is a beautiful, really nice person that you’ll be glad is in your life. They are caring but also really stubborn, in a way that can either make you pissed or smile. A trustable person that hides more than they’re giving off, they can make jokes out of anything that will sometimes make you question your friendship. Overall, they are amazing people and you’re lucky if you have one in your life, love them until you die.
Pashyn
Often carries huge packages, such as ass & titties. Very rare to find. When they are found they are extremely hard to get with. Sometimes known as a goddess. Dates back to greek times, because many men chased her but no one could have her.
Pashyn by anonymoussss#2343 July 4, 2010
paily
paily by EMISON IS CANNON June 16, 2017
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