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thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
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Ball’s Palsy 

When one testicle droops lower than the other. Can also be called Bell’s ballsy.
Ya see that dudes uneven nuts. Def case of Ball’s palsy.
Ball’s Palsy by Cracker Black October 10, 2020
Paulyn is a beautiful, really nice person that you’ll be glad is in your life. They are caring but also really stubborn, in a way that can either make you pissed or smile. A trustable person that hides more than they’re giving off, they can make jokes out of anything that will sometimes make you question your friendship. Overall, they are amazing people and you’re lucky if you have one in your life, love them until you die.
Paul: Who is that? She is beautiful

Nicole: It’s the new girl, her name is Paulyn
Paulyn by arineta July 15, 2018
Often carries huge packages, such as ass & titties. Very rare to find. When they are found they are extremely hard to get with. Sometimes known as a goddess. Dates back to greek times, because many men chased her but no one could have her.
"i Wish i had a pashyn"
"Oh shit if i ever found one i'd dump them
Pashyn by anonymoussss#2343 July 4, 2010
Paulynns are serious and persistent. Goes for perfection and only perfection. Born leader. Loves attention. Outgoing, charismatic and she has loads of admirers.
Tommy:"I would love to take Paulynn on a date. Man, she's my type!!"
Chad:"Hands off, asshole! I'm taking her out later!"
Paulynn by Chase101 December 26, 2009
an ugly ship that sank lower than the titantic bc Alison Lauren Dilaurentis is mista steal yo girl.
ew paily is a flop
paily by EMISON IS CANNON June 16, 2017