paschke

To furiously text everyone in your address book until you secure a hookup. (From the Polish word for a pastry full of cream.)

She was paschkeing so hard that she didn't hear a word I said. When some random dude showed up for a "date" five minutes later, I was happy to see her go.

I was horny so I thought I'd paschke 'till I scored.

by Mike D. in Ann Arbor May 6, 2011

Paschke

Most awesome person on this planet

man that dude is a total Paschke

by CamCurry30 February 25, 2009

Paschendale

The quagmire that was a WWI battlefield

What a quagmire

by Adam Francis June 23, 2004

Paschendale

an epic song by the masters of metal, Iron Maiden

from their awesome CD, Dance of Death

by Eddie March 26, 2004

Peschke

The process of completely screwing up any given situation, usually occuring in Buffalo or Port Jefferson New York

"Hey look that girl is completely wasted, and is laying on the ground "
" Oh you mean she pulled a peschke"

"Dude it's like -10 outside and that girl is making a Aaron Gillespie snowman. You can tell by it's ginger hair."

"That's another Peschke"

by Faraha K January 18, 2009

Paschellipsis

The usage of (2) two dots instead of (3) three for an ellipsis.

Let the Paschellipsis flow..

by formatez August 27, 2016

Paschela

A Paschela is the sweetest, most beautiful and exquisitely fragrant rose on a mild winter's day.

The love from a Paschela is steadfast, over flowing and eternally ever remaining.

A Paschela is the greatest, most highly pristine gift and blessing from God Herself, and the Universe.

Nothing at all compares to the extreme awesome purity and intense radiating beauty of the essence of her total being!

Paschela is the most beautiful, loving and perfectly precious, rapidly evolving being.

by NaTasha Nichol July 9, 2022