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To be a passionate, overly excited, fitness coordinator or gym teacher. Often bouncing off the walls . Also had tendencies to be disturbing or way way way too happy. So as you can see optimism is key in being a 'paschka' also a sense of disturb comes in handy.
That gym teacher was a 'Paschka' , man. and
are you paschka-ing me right now?
Paschka by CHA allumni August 11, 2009
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An akward creature with origin in eastern Europe(Primarily Albania). Most of the population of pashka's are feminin but there is also a strange masculine minority.
That quite pale person in math class might of been a pashka.
pashka by younggrod January 26, 2015
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To furiously text everyone in your address book until you secure a hookup. (From the Polish word for a pastry full of cream.)
She was paschkeing so hard that she didn't hear a word I said. When some random dude showed up for a "date" five minutes later, I was happy to see her go.

I was horny so I thought I'd paschke 'till I scored.
Orthodox Christian word for the day when Jesus was resurrected which is April 1st, 33AD.
It's supposed to be celebrated every year after the Jewish Passover.
Orlando: Hey, Eddie, you eat meat today?
Eddie: Nah, I'm waiting when Pascha arrives; then I'll have some.
It is used when someone makes a fool of themselves while doing something they were previously boasting about.
That Mrig next doors said she could easily sneak out at night for the party, well now she is grounded. Mrig had a pachka.
Pachka by Revokey August 8, 2020

Paschalzebra

A Paschalzebra is a medium sized critter who inhabits Antartica. This species is native from Mexico. The Paschalzebra creature smells of Basil and inhabits moist caves that are found deep in Antartica. If you ever find a Paschalzebra, be mindful, since it will most likely crank 90's on you if you try and mess with it. The Paschalzebra is so good at gaming that the entire race was banned from Valorant as it had a "natural competitive advantage." Pashchalzebras are predators to Arthur Blinds, it's like a whole food chain!
Wow, that Paschalzebra is smacked his hand on the table for the 1000th time today!
Paschalzebra by arthurblind May 22, 2023
an awesome name for an awesome person, sounds a bit like pastille (as in fruit pastilles) but dont hold that against her because everyone knows fruit pastilles are awesome as well.
pronounced "pass" "ka"(as in cat) "l"
meaning: divine one
a cool person to just go to the cinemas with, or chill out in the pub with, never play her at pool because she is Wayyy too good at it, has an epic taste in music, and ive never yet seen her look anything short of Astounding
in summary if you dont know paschal, your missing out.
"you just got Terrored at pool"
"i know - it was by a girl as well"
"Whaaa-aaat!!!"
"yeah, but, it doesnt count, cos it was Paschal"
"ahh thats alright then"
paschal by splendiferific February 12, 2010
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