Peschke

The process of completely screwing up any given situation, usually occuring in Buffalo or Port Jefferson New York

"Hey look that girl is completely wasted, and is laying on the ground "
" Oh you mean she pulled a peschke"

"Dude it's like -10 outside and that girl is making a Aaron Gillespie snowman. You can tell by it's ginger hair."

"That's another Peschke"

Peschke by Faraha K January 18, 2009

Get merch

Get the Peschke mug.

See more merch

paschke

To furiously text everyone in your address book until you secure a hookup. (From the Polish word for a pastry full of cream.)

She was paschkeing so hard that she didn't hear a word I said. When some random dude showed up for a "date" five minutes later, I was happy to see her go.

I was horny so I thought I'd paschke 'till I scored.

paschke by Mike D. in Ann Arbor May 6, 2011