Party Value 

The tangible importance, worth, or usefulness one brings with them to a party, typically in the form of drugs and/or alcohol. Neither money nor personality are acceptable.

It doesn't matter how hot, funny, cool, rich, or sober you might be, if you come to a party empty handed, your party value is zero and you will be asked to leave.

Party Value by teenyz720 October 3, 2020

Cocktail Party Value

A metric used to measure the social currency or "cool factor" of a project, startup, or career path. It evaluates how much attention, intrigue, or immediate conversation a topic generates when mentioned in a casual social setting (like a cocktail party).

While a project might have high Cocktail Party Value (CPV), it often exists in inverse proportion to its actual utility, scalability, or boring-but-stable profitability.

High CPV: "I’m building a holographic smoke projector for underground raves." (Result: Everyone stops drinking to ask how it works; you are the most interesting person in the room.)

Low CPV: "I’m optimizing the database architecture for a mid-sized payroll processing firm." (Result: The person you’re talking to suddenly remembers they need to find the bathroom.)

High CPV: "I created a mobile game where the only objective is to smash testicles with various household objects." (Result: Disgust, laughter, and ten minutes of follow-up questions.)

Low CPV: "I sell insurance for cargo ship containers." (Result: Absolute silence, though you probably make more money than the hologram guy.)

"The app is a total nightmare to monetize, but man, the cocktail party value is through the roof."

"I'm tired of working on projects with zero cocktail party value; I want to build something people actually want to talk about at a bar."

Cocktail Party Value by SonOfZion April 27, 2026