paquete 

When something is exagerrated, and/or totally beyond reality. Mostly used in South Florida by Cubans.

Oye did you see Jurassic World, that woman ran away from a T-Rex in high heels. Tremendo paquete.

paquete by Floopston August 9, 2015

paquete 

1. someone who is a loser and no one likes
2. a friend who is making a fool of themselves
3. someone you dont like

1. esos manes son demaciado paquetes no les hables
2. ayala vida que paquete te caistes
3. ew ahi viene el paquete de daniel

paquete by srugahcja March 2, 2018

paquete 

a colombian way of sayin someone's a wanna-be, false, materialistic, shallow loser. Only used in Bogota

Ese man es un paquete

paquete by C May 13, 2005

Paquete 

el package, the goods, petey pablo, fishing rod, don quijote.

"El paquete del mexicano es enorme."

Paquete by Umbee Abeja August 18, 2008

Parqueer 

1. a homosexual parkourist

1.Bob: " Woah! Did you see how fast he climbed that?"
Joe: "Yeah, that's Jake. He's homosexual and does parkour"
Jake: *distant voice* i perfer the term 'Parqueer'.

Parqueer by Bimetalhead March 20, 2014

parquet 

This refers to a sex position where the male slams the female on the wooden floorboards and starts swapping her face until she orgasms

Boy 1: Dude! Why is Jenny's face all red this morning?

Boy 2: We had an amazing parquet last night!

Boy 1: Ah shit! That explains it!

parquet by ben_galea January 12, 2014

Parquedero 

Parquedero - spanglish for parking lot. Easier to say then estacionmiento

Park your car over there in the parquedero.

Parquedero by cactusface March 29, 2021