Parlered 

The complete wiping out of your ability to exist, earn and income or practice your God given Rights based on your political beliefs.

Tom lost his job at PSJ and his apartment because he had a MAGA flag on his LinkedIn page. Tom was Parlered.

Parlered by TONKBUSTER January 13, 2021

Peter Parkered 

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

Peter Parkered by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Parkered 

To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕

Did you see bob last week at that show? He got so Parkered, it was hilarious!

Parkered by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020

Parkered 

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

Parkered by fasteddyking January 22, 2017

Parkered 

Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.

Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!

Parkered by 0352 Doc October 16, 2011

Parkered 

So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.

Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.

Parkered by riles1 October 17, 2008

parkered 

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.

“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”

parkered by Daroobee October 15, 2022