The complete wiping out of your ability to exist, earn and income or practice your God given Rights based on your political beliefs.
Tom lost his job at PSJ and his apartment because he had a MAGA flag on his LinkedIn page. Tom was Parlered.
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To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕
by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020
Get the Parkered mug.To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.
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Get the Parkered mug.To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.
“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
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