Parkwad 

Parkwad is someone found on the internet, that is a joy to have around. He is always welcome to help and support everyone no-matter what. Parkwad can be a bit of a nerd so watch out! The main issue of a Parkwad is that he comes and goes. You will meet Parkwad out of nowhere and then he will leave without a trace! If Parkwad is reading this, hi.
P.S. your dad jokes suck!

Person one: What is Parkwad doing?
Person two: Idk.
Parkwad: So get this, (insert something dumb)

Parkwad by qwdqwadfqwaefwfe October 2, 2020

parkway drive

an awesome metalcore band hailing from byron bay Australia. The album 'Killing with a smile' (2005) has been a great success for them. It was produced by Killswitch engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz. It has insane guitar harmonies and gut-busting breakdowns. 'Smoke Em If Ya Got Em' is an awesome song that any metalhead will mosh to.
Taking their name from the name of the street thay had their band practise on.

"Dude did you like the parkway drive concert!??"
"Did I Like it!? Look at my pants!!"

parkway drive by adam van hell May 12, 2006

garden state parkway 

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

garden state parkway by dts. August 19, 2009

parkade 

A parking garage/parking structure (Canadian).

Let's go park in that parkade over there, eh?

parkade by Tom Llewellin July 22, 2006

parkway drive

Quite possibly the finest band to ever grace this earth.
Thier latest album "Horizons" is so full of kick ass-ness that when you listen to it in your car, it induces a rage, that can only be cured by driving fast and reckless, thus said, fighting will surfice!

"WOW i was aweful close to that civillian motorist while driving recklessly, i'd best exceed the speed limit by at least 100km/h so incase of a collision i am injured badly and thus cant be arrested"

"After listining to parkway drive the erge to fight is maximised.
lets hit town, yeah?"

parkway drive by ebn izkejre March 18, 2008

parkway drive

A f*cking awesome metalcore band from Byron Bay Australia taking their name from the street they use to practice on...Parkway drive are 1 of, if not the best Aussie metal band ever!! Romance is Dead, Pandora and GimmeAD are 3 amazing songs by them from their album Killing With A Smile and i highly suggest you listen to them

Mh1:man have u heard Romance is dead By parkway drive
Mh2:yeah man sounds f*cking brilliant especially the part where it goes.....SO CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER BITCH!
YOU WOULDNT KNOW LOVE IF IT CRUSHED YOUR F*CKING CHEST

parkway drive by Little Nicky_SATAN September 14, 2008

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway 

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway by tara sweet March 27, 2010