Parklan

A sexy best that usually goes along with a lexy personnel and 99% of the time fit together perfectly and have beautiful babies who grow up to be doctors but are prone to falling of bikes. But anyways parklans are very rare and when you find one unless you are a lexy or Lexyann you have absolutely no chance...

Suck it up..

P1: hey I'm lexy
P2: hey I'm parklan
P1: hey... How are you
P2: go out with me now!

by Accidentprone124522 December 26, 2012

parlance

Way/manner of speaking/communicating

Using Philosophical parlance,is how the professor answers his students.

by J-vey April 15, 2019

Parkman

The most superior white boy and is much better than his twin. Very cool 😎

Johnny you are the Parkman of our school.

by Parenan October 4, 2019

Parkland School District

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area

"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

by Abbywadudpwadup August 17, 2011

Parkland

The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11

Parklander 1: Hey want to go to the park
Parklander 2: Sure wanna take my Bentley

by 954tillidie February 18, 2015

parkanoia

That dread you feel when you can't find where you parked your car and you realize it may have been stolen (usually occuring soon before you find your car, but not so soon that those moments of pulse-quickening worry, which seem stretched to infinite length, haven't done their damage to your nerves and shortened your lifespan by about an hour).

What the--? I left it right here. Didn't I? Sure, I did, 'cuz it was near the...oh, wait, is that where I went in? It looks just like... Hell, they all look like--well, I'll check the upper level and, uh, no, not there. I'm sure I parked it right over by the--oh, no, now I know! It's the lower level. Yeah, 'cuz I had to take the stairs, and...um...wait, that's not right either. What the hell?! Oh, my god... Omigod, omigod, omigod, my car has been STOLEN! It's finally happened to me!! Why does everything have to happen to me!!! Jesu--oh, there it is. Whew. Heh. Ha, ha! Parkanoia!

by Phraser July 26, 2009

Parkland

An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses

Hey there Kevin, would you enjoy another street named after you, or would you prefer another car for your 11th birthday?

by Clamity May 3, 2005