Parklandia

A Country In the European Continent that is ran By Parker James Dean The XI

You wanna go to Parklandia?
Yeah sure!

by I’m just gonna go to March 19, 2025

Portlandia

The best hipster show ever created. It comes along with many inside jokes that only other Portlandia fans can understand. In which case, if you haven't seen this show, then do not reuse any inside jokes that come along with it to other Portlandia fans; it will only instigate more inside jokes that you may not know of creating extreme confusion.

You know Portlandia when you're always putting a bird on it.
Cacao to any other show that isn't Portlandia.
p.s. so OVER this.

by erm i dun kno December 8, 2012

Parkland School District

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area

"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

by Abbywadudpwadup August 17, 2011

Parkland

The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11

Parklander 1: Hey want to go to the park
Parklander 2: Sure wanna take my Bentley

by 954tillidie February 18, 2015

parkanoia

That dread you feel when you can't find where you parked your car and you realize it may have been stolen (usually occuring soon before you find your car, but not so soon that those moments of pulse-quickening worry, which seem stretched to infinite length, haven't done their damage to your nerves and shortened your lifespan by about an hour).

What the--? I left it right here. Didn't I? Sure, I did, 'cuz it was near the...oh, wait, is that where I went in? It looks just like... Hell, they all look like--well, I'll check the upper level and, uh, no, not there. I'm sure I parked it right over by the--oh, no, now I know! It's the lower level. Yeah, 'cuz I had to take the stairs, and...um...wait, that's not right either. What the hell?! Oh, my god... Omigod, omigod, omigod, my car has been STOLEN! It's finally happened to me!! Why does everything have to happen to me!!! Jesu--oh, there it is. Whew. Heh. Ha, ha! Parkanoia!

by Phraser July 26, 2009

Parkland

An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses

Hey there Kevin, would you enjoy another street named after you, or would you prefer another car for your 11th birthday?

by Clamity May 3, 2005

Parkland

Numerous brick walls containing many individuals capable of correctly spelling the word "conceited" along with an educated staff knowledgeable of which indefinite articles to use before words starting with vowels.

I go to Parkland and am satisfied with the education that I received here.

by Hindustu August 28, 2007