Parker O

A fagget ass fagget who is a fag at life and his friends have bigger dicks than him

Person1 : Wow that kid is a Parker O!

Person2: Yea and his penis is smaller than Nathans!

Parker O by bigdick91 December 30, 2010

Parker O

Fat ugly rat who smells of fish and rice

Yo this kid be a Parker O so nasty

Parker O by Skinny rat 420 May 26, 2020

Parker-O'Grady 

Leader of the known world

Wow You really Parker-O'Grady that group.

Parker-O'Grady by Sean POG November 7, 2007

Parker Over Here 

When somebody participates in the act of attempting to duplicate a once funny joke, or create their own funny joke, and completely fail. This saying can be used when a complete idiot (i.e. parker) tries to fit in with the group in order to obtain some form of popularity or acceptance because his hairy arms permit him otherwise.

Do not be fooled by 'Parkers'. Make sure to identify a parker ASAP if he is trying to be funny.

Parker: What you get when you cross an owl, and a bunjee cord?

Stover: What?

Parker: My ass! Hahahaah

Scott: Wow, parker over here...

Parker: what do you mean?

Scott: I mean you are a parker, not funny, ugly, annoying and gay.

Parker: How dare you say that about me!

Scott: Well its true... fag...

Parker: Well.. its just..

Scott: It's just... a durr durr, just what you fag?!

Parker: Well you never take me out anymore. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.

Scott: This relationship is over, fag... Don't talk to me, or try to do claymation with me.

Parker: (runs away crying)

Nick: Wow, parker over there..

Parker Over Here by W_Supra09 November 5, 2009

parker olivia 

The coolest people in the world. Who like watching ducks dive for fish at narragansette beach.

Look at the duck dive, Parker Olivia!

parker olivia by OParker September 22, 2013

Wise-Parker Rule of Three 

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

Wise-Parker Rule of Three by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle 

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.

Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021