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paris hilton's monkey 

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.
Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.
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paris hilton's monkey 

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.
Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.
paris hilton's monkey by beanfootage September 13, 2008

Who’s in Paris? 

From the popular song by Kanye and Jay-Z, ‘N*ggas in Paris’. When somebody asks you this question, beware of the answer
John: Hey Grandma, who’s in Paris?
Grandma: N*ggas

Who’s in Paris

It’s niggas. That’s who’s in Paris. I mean what were you expecting “fellas”? Anyway Niggas in Paris is a certified hood classic by Kanye (Ye) West and Jay Z. You should listen to it on Spotify or any other music streaming service.
Person 1: have you heard “niggas in paris”?
Person 2: Who’s in Paris?!
Person 1: niggas.
Person 2: damn

Person 1: it’s a song by Kanye and Jay Z you uncultured imbecile

Person 2: ouch 🙁
Who’s in Paris by ZadokThePriest August 17, 2023

Who's in Paris 

The french.... retard
Me: hey look at this he wanted o know Who's in Paris

Friend: haha lol what a retard, its obviously the french

paris sky 

Paris sky is a beautiful,loving, kind and overly a wonderful girl❤️
I want to be just like pairs sky because she is a Beauty! One day Paris sky will go to Paris
paris sky by Myleigh gramson February 23, 2019

Paris Society 

A secret society that is one of the most powerful to date. Made of high-profile celebrities, hollywood execs, political figures, millionaires, and regular men. Jay-Z and Kanye West are "rumored" to be members, and are said to allude to the Society in certain songs.
It is “rumored” that the black-out in the 2013 SuperBowl was a direct effort of the Paris Society, as a private display of power to its members.

They identify and control what is seen as sexually attractive, using movies, music, and neurological and psychological research.
Because being more attractive is a biological drive, it drives 70 - 80% of human behaviors - from the drive to make more money, having a nicer car, buying make-up or clothes, become more popular, work certain jobs.

Their overall goal is to "change human sexual attraction" to move toward more intelligent, more ambitious, and more global-minded as attractive, instead of having males “focus on getting a hot car”.

Thought their goal may seem ideal, they use extremely manipulative tactics and are extremely powerful.

They own a hidden front-end company, Social Solutions, to give some of their tactics away to men. They released an eBook, entitled "The Secrets". In the 2 weeks it was launched, it broke several sales records, reached 3,000,000 people, and was on track to becoming the fastest-selling eBook of all time. The Paris Society quickly took it down and suppressed rumors. There is talk of releasing it to the public soon.
Guy 1: "Shit, I saw a guy in a Ferrari with 3 other hot girls inside"

Guy 2: "Paris Society."
Paris Society by ExMemberSin April 13, 2013
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