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Parfente is sexy
mrrrrrrrrr
omg parfente so hot
Parfente by leviantactu July 3, 2021
Words you can keep
An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.
Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.
parente by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018

Mr.Parente 

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother
Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome
Mr.Parente by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021

Parenter 

When you use your use your parents as an excuse not to go somewhere
Violet- "Hey how did you get out of that date?!"
Dani- "I told him that my mum wouldn't let me go out"
Violet- "Ahhh pulled a parenter"
Parenter by Daniella Violet July 10, 2016
The sing-song speech, often accompanied by exaggerated facial expressions, that adults speak to babies.
When Sally spoke parentese to her baby, she sounded like this, “Whoose a prettyy baybeee?”
parentese by amethyst123456 August 9, 2007

giulio parente 

likes to eat spaghetti and pasta. also is very hairy
giulio parente by turner March 11, 2005

parentertaining 

what you do when your parents come to town and you have to show them around. includes visiting botanical gardens, nodding when they point at things in shop windows that you can't get "back home", and steering them away from drug-addled bums.
mate i can't come to the pub this afternoon, i'm parentertaining.
parentertaining by hotshirt October 29, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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