Shanbamthankumam69's definitions

headless headlock

Term used to describe an unusually large minge also known as a wizards sleeve.

“Crystal has a minge like a headless headlock nearly fell into it.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Parcel

A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.

“Bob stop sweating you absolute parcel.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Lambgina

Used to describe unfortunate looking female genitalia also knows as a kebab or in some cases a ham sandwich.

“Mate, oh my god went down on Cryatal it looked like a kebab she didn’t even ask if I wanted a rubicon with it what a proper lambgina.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022