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painaholic 

A person who's addicted to feeling emotional pain, doing things such as looking for love in all the wrong places and expecting to find kindness in a wasteland of hatred and despair.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Ryan is trying to get with Amanda, the most popular girl in school?

Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows she rejects anyone and everyone. Poor Ryan, the kid must be a painaholic.
painaholic by metaloverlord February 8, 2017
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pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn
The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.
pornaholic by Nevin October 15, 2003

Pornaholic

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."
Pornaholic by nat.noir March 2, 2015

Paraholic 

Meaning- A person who is addicted to the band Paramore.
I can't stop listening to Paramore, I've become a Paraholic! :
Paraholic by Musiclover94 April 27, 2010

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.
Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...
pastaholic by chefstef March 2, 2014

plaidaholic 

n. one that is addicted to wearing plaid
"Damn she wears alot of plaid clothing, she's a plaidaholic."

Pandaholic 

One who possesses tastes, social attitudes and opinions based on their love of Pandas.
Hey dude, your stop being such a pandaholic. For the millionth time, you are human - stop ogling at pictures of Ling Ling.
Pandaholic by pandaholicdotcom April 17, 2009