painaholic

A person who's addicted to feeling emotional pain, doing things such as looking for love in all the wrong places and expecting to find kindness in a wasteland of hatred and despair.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Ryan is trying to get with Amanda, the most popular girl in school?

Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows she rejects anyone and everyone. Poor Ryan, the kid must be a painaholic.

by metaloverlord February 8, 2017

pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn

The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.

by Nevin October 15, 2003

Pornaholic

A person addicted to viewing pornography.

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."

by nat.noir March 2, 2015

Paraholic

Meaning- A person who is addicted to the band Paramore.

I can't stop listening to Paramore, I've become a Paraholic! :

by Musiclover94 April 27, 2010

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

by chefstef March 2, 2014

plaidaholic

n. one that is addicted to wearing plaid

"Damn she wears alot of plaid clothing, she's a plaidaholic."

by monkeybuttbutt June 2, 2009

Pandaholic

One who possesses tastes, social attitudes and opinions based on their love of Pandas.

Hey dude, your stop being such a pandaholic. For the millionth time, you are human - stop ogling at pictures of Ling Ling.

by pandaholicdotcom April 17, 2009