Par 5

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An obnoxiously long line of cocaine. Derives from the long holes on golf courses - par fives.

I am exhausted, please cut up a par 5 for me so i can make it to all 8 clubs tonight.

Par 5 by RobDB May 29, 2008

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Par 5

A group of alleged person's, who reside in the south side area of Minneapolis, Minnesota. This group/gang is considered dangerous and should be avoided by all in the public domain. Main activites of this gang is considered illegal by the state including, Property Damage, Asult, Arson and Grand Theft Auto. If you ever meet a member avoid conflilct at all costs and flee the area as soon as possible. If you wish to obtain life.

The Par 5 is under investigation by the police and justice department for a countless number of crimes.

Dont Fuck With Them

Par 5 by Bossoleany June 20, 2011

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Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

Shoeless Par 5 by Negus45 August 28, 2022

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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