Par 5

An obnoxiously long line of cocaine. Derives from the long holes on golf courses - par fives.

I am exhausted, please cut up a par 5 for me so i can make it to all 8 clubs tonight.

by RobDB May 29, 2008

Par 5

A group of alleged person's, who reside in the south side area of Minneapolis, Minnesota. This group/gang is considered dangerous and should be avoided by all in the public domain. Main activites of this gang is considered illegal by the state including, Property Damage, Asult, Arson and Grand Theft Auto. If you ever meet a member avoid conflilct at all costs and flee the area as soon as possible. If you wish to obtain life.

The Par 5 is under investigation by the police and justice department for a countless number of crimes.

Dont Fuck With Them

by Bossoleany June 20, 2011

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 29, 2022