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paper princess 

A perfect woman; if you were to put down on paper everything you could ever want in a woman, this would be her. Paper princesses are (for the most part) urban legends.
She's got it all: the face the rack the ass the brains, great hair and eyes. She's a paper princess.
paper princess by im4392 June 16, 2006

paper bag princess 

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.
"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"

paper bag princess 

A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."

paper bag princess 

Girl with a hot body but minging face
Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.

price payer 

A metaphoric phrase that describes a person or organization that endures a plethora of unpleasant experiences, events, or actions involved as a condition of achieving a desired outcome.

The price (cost) is the necessary sacrifice to achieve the desired result.

The payer (person or organization) is responsible for paying (enduring) the necessary sacrifices gracefully.
Coach: Welcome to freshman summer football game!
Player 1: "Thanks coach. What time is the conditioning test?"
Player 2: "Oh, he is prepared to pay the price!"
Player 3: "Yeah or will he become a price payer?"
*Conditioning test ends & Player 1 fails on the last 3 sprints*
Player 3: "Well well well, looks like we have a price payer on our hands...What will it cost?!?!"
Coach: "5am retries of the conditioning test until you pass all the sprints."
Player 4 who fails every summer: "Welcome to the Price Payer squad my friend. We will suffer patiently until we pass this test!"
price payer by Price Payer Elite October 14, 2020