Chodester's definitions

The Chode

A "Dick" that is indeed shorter than it is fat. It is short and plump, stubby and strong.

Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.

Jimmy beat Sarah in the face with his chode. He then stuck in her ear and spit on her face.

by Chodester September 8, 2005

fiveskin

Irregularly long foreskin.

My foreskin was long enough to be considered fiveskin

by Chodester July 16, 2003

Chud

A penis that's wider than it is long.

"my penis is 4'' across, and 3'' in length"

by Chodester July 16, 2003

paper bag princess

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.

"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"

by Chodester July 16, 2003

Grundle

The grundle is not simply just the area between the testes, and the anus, rather it's the wormlike skin line.

My grundle looks eerily similar to the scare on Madeline's stomach.

by Chodester July 16, 2003

muttutter

Large breasts on a dogly female.

That sickening female had massive muttutters.

by Chodester July 16, 2003