Papendick 

Any ailment requiring a visit to a local clinic after a night of bad decisions.

7 Jagerbombs, and a pitcher of blue moon, and I blacked out. I just hope I didnt get papendick last night.

Papendick by Caceezy March 26, 2011

appendicks 

A penis that is pencil thin and short and therefore useless.

She saw his appendicks and rolled her eyes

appendicks by GrumpyDoc October 19, 2011

Penpendickle 

When you stick a dick into a window by accident , for example when you fall over forwards

Guy 1: Hey, where did John go today.
Guy 2: He penpendickled and is in hospital right now.

Penpendickle by EvilestEye October 29, 2017

perpendickular 

{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.

She always gets me perpendickular.

perpendickular by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

pandicked

1. (adj.) To be surrounded by dick.

2. (adj.) To be surrounded by people who are dicks.

1. "Man, that crippled girl in the gang bang scene was so completely pandicked."

2. "The folks my mom works with are such jerks. She comes home everyday talking about how pandicked she is from 9 to 5."

pandicked by Gisum the Pooh April 10, 2011

papanickel

A five dollar bill

That’s a papanickel ho right there, yo

papanickel by Lipstick Renegade August 13, 2020

popedick 

Noun: The penis of the current pope.

"Popedick is wrinkly and saggy, but I still want some of that holy penetration!"

popedick by Ivy April 18, 2004