Panutta 

A person who is unlucky to get nut in their name.

Damn, my middle name is Panutta

Panutta by Pp and Anonymous November 29, 2020

panttastic

adjective
A word used to describe a truly remarkable pair of pants. A pair of pants that could make angles cry and cause the world to stand still if they so pleased. A pair of pants so fashionable, so luxurious so great that no other world can be used to describe them other than.... panttastic!

Damn look at Ellie's pants! Those things are fucking panttastic!

panttastic by ilikepants November 21, 2011

Panetta 

A sexually transmitted disease that erodes the vas deferens by dissemenating bitstrings across all of the victim's bodily systems. Infliction of this disease is also commonly referred to as "hugging the ant." Symptoms include obsession with bananas, taking "input" from spouse, misprouncing the names of people simply because the names are not euphonious or American (referred to as addition of glue logic due to potential existence of static hazards), and believing that assesments should be distributed through strict emphasis on time (when it is regarded as axiomatic that the only situation where time is a factor is when Jack Bauer must successfully combat terrorism in the television series 24). People who have been diagnosed with Panetta are unfortunate souls whose only option is to be eliminated from existence.

If you are going to sleep with that girl, make sure you don't catch Panetta!

Panetta by ESR May 26, 2006

panttard

Any young man who thinks he's a bad-ass, and wears his pants 4 inches too low and makes everyone look at his underwear.

Anyone too fucking stupid to pull his pants up.

Guy 1: "I wish these idiots would pull their pants up. They look ridiculous."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hate those panttards."

panttard by Eppur Si Muove October 2, 2019