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Panty oyster 

The slimy semi-dried ovulation juice paste puddle left in a set of panties at the end of a lond hard day.
Man, she got home from work and when I pulled her drawers off I got to eat that panty oyster!
Panty oyster by Plumpterdefiner January 16, 2020

Oyster Pants 

n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.
After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.
Oyster Pants by afrizbie January 23, 2012

oyster party 

a party and/or gathering in which the number of females outnumbers the number of males
it was a real oyster party over there
oyster party by 123bananas456 November 20, 2016

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026