Definitions by Plumpterdefiner

Panty oyster 

The slimy semi-dried ovulation juice paste puddle left in a set of panties at the end of a lond hard day.

Man, she got home from work and when I pulled her drawers off I got to eat that panty oyster!

Panty oyster by Plumpterdefiner January 16, 2020

Slinggin' Puddin 

When a couple has nasty wild sex all over the room or house they are in, without regard to the juices left behind. Hence the "puddin" is left all over the place.

Finally got the kids out of the house for a night.. gonna grab the misses and start slinggin' puddin!

Slinggin' Puddin by Plumpterdefiner May 19, 2019

s'ghetti face 

When a guy pulls out a girl's tampon with his teeth and shakes his head like a dog with a chew toy. The red remnants on his face looks like he has done a face dive in a plate of spaghetti.

Girl it's that time of the month and my man gon' get his s'ghetti face on tonight!

s'ghetti face by Plumpterdefiner May 14, 2019

plumpter 

The coochie bone.

I rammed too hard and hit the plumpter.. I about broke my pelvis!

plumpter by Plumpterdefiner March 24, 2019