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n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.
After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.
by afrizbie January 14, 2012
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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