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Pants ripped 

When your at work and you go to show the most awesome work out routine you've ever seen in your life to your co-workers and right in the middle of the routines best part your pants rip. Making this awkward sound your co-workers couldn't make out at first until you perk up real fast and blurt out "my pants just ripped". In that very moment your sorta embarrassed naturally, but then you bust out laughing and make it a good ass time.
Pants ripped by luminous_yogi_ April 27, 2017
Words you can keep

pre-ripped pants 

Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.
Raw jock:look at mah pre-ripped pants pantzz dood.
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!
pre-ripped pants by omgdlolpwn October 1, 2007

ripped the ass out of my pants 

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"

pant ripper 

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
pant ripper by Methane Queen November 22, 2011

insta-panty ripper 

When something oofts so hard, it rips a girl's panties.
Charlie: Yo dude your set last night was amazing!
Sant: Yeah, I know. It was an insta-panty ripper.
insta-panty ripper by TheGodPosser September 24, 2012

Panty Ripper 

A guy that rips your panties off and gets down to business.
My new BF is such a panty ripper, totally turns me on.
Panty Ripper by Intuwit December 12, 2019

Panty-Ripper 

A fart with so much force that you are quite sure it ripped a hole through your panties.
Bruce farted so loud, he had to go to the bathroom to make sure it wasn’t a party-ripper!!
“Someone in here is a Panty-ripper, it smells like ass.”
Panty-Ripper by My pinky toe September 18, 2022
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