Panthering 

When someone always has to one up you in every aspect of life.

Person 1 "There's a massive cat in my back garden!"
Person 2 "Well there's a Panther in mine!"

"I drank like half a litre of vodka last night"
"Yeah I had a crazy night, I drank a whole litre"

"Last time I went to the dentist I had two fillings"
"Oh that sucks for you, I had four last time I went in"

Person 2 panthering person one.

Panthering by StillSbazzin January 12, 2016

Panthering 

Panthering is an ancient practice mastered only by a few German players, where a person must study the panther, understand the panther and become the panther. The panthers lurk in the shadows, searching for their prey, they are undetectable at nature and their prey, the M4s, drive around clueless to what's about to happen. The sheer force of the panthers 75 mm cannon is enough to destroy most targets in a singular shot, yet the panther choses to get up close, it enjoys the fear in the enemies eyes before finally striking. Master pantherers are even unknown to this day, they stay true to the art of panthering and keep living in the darkness.

"Watch out! The panthers be panthering!"
"I couldn't even see that panther, this dude must be panthering."
"I panther multiple times a day and I must say it has helped me find peace in life."

Panthering by TheMasterPantherer June 10, 2024

Pink Panthering 

To creep on someone in an uncertain manner; to move in a forward and backwards motion (uncertainly)

Shaina is pink panthering Cody when walking down the stairs because she wasn't sure if she could bother him.

Pink Panthering by jar1227 June 23, 2015

Dick pandering 

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

Dick pandering by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017

Pandering 

A manipulative device used by politicians to agree and support the popular view of a particular group or groups of people in order secure their vote. Although the philosophy or interest of this particular politician is not necessarily in tune with that particular group, he or she will appear as though he or she agrees with a particular group, particularly during the election season, in order to win his/her sear.

The interest of particular groups may be somewhat farfetched, including creating Utopia's for them to live in or to achieve the so called "rainbows" and "butterflies" they so want to have. But, if that is what the educated politician has to agree with in order to win on election day, then he/she will do it.

Gullible Citizen: I want the government to help us pay our mortgages, pay for our kids to go to college, and help pay our utility bills.

Politician's mind: This may be pure pandering because there is NO way the government should or can take care of any of those requests; but, i guess I'll have to say "sure thing".

Pandering by Concerned individual August 1, 2012

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006

Pathering 

Not big enough for a party, but not small enough for a gathering. Alcohol must be consumed and music must be played for it to be considered a pathering.

OMG I WAS AT THE BEST PATHERING THE OTHER NIGHT.

Pathering by BROIS September 24, 2012