A very mentally distorted line of figures posing as human beings in which the female figures rule the house holds and the male figures are their slaves. The male figures have an extreme lack of sack and blow off their "friends" for ugly girls because it might just be the only human female they will ever kiss. Their existence should only be known as history but sadly continues today.
HOLY SHIT! Look at that male pansing on a leash held by that female pansing. How fuckingpathetic!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).