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monty panesar 

"The turbanator, The Sikh of tweak, The beard to be Feared"

Monty Panesar.

England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.

Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.
Why the feck was Panesar dropped for the T20 world cup?

HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...

Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?

Monty Panesar rocks my socks!
monty panesar by Robbyd21 October 10, 2007
A Panesar is a Confident, outgoing, overachiver,beatiuful and intelligebnt person. There are sneaking as well in a good way. They never give up and are very sure in what they want. But never do you want to get on there bad side or all of HELL well break looes. A Panesar is usally a last name for a sikh punjbi person. If you have this last name u are very lucky and should wear it with Pride.
Wow, that person is like a Panesar.
oh, I wish I was a Pansear.
I want to marry a Panesar.
Why can't i be like a Panesar.
Panesar by Sonny411 August 3, 2011

Panserbjorn

When someone or something is extraordinarily tough or difficult, it's as hard as a mythical armoured bear.
1) Don't fuck with that guy, he's panserbjorn, man.

2) How did the exam go?

Real bad, that shit was completely panserbjorn.
Panserbjorn by dropdeadfred February 28, 2012

pansersexual 

A person that is sexualy atracted to armored fighting vehicles.
Yo this F*cker is a pansersexual.
pansersexual by Certainly Chaotic January 28, 2020

Pansertic 

Unit of measurement greater than a billion, greater than infinite, a word for an incomprehensible amount of something.
"I love you!"
"I love you more"
"I love you times infinity"
"I love you a pansertic amount"
Pansertic by dumbbabyman October 6, 2020

Panseraikos fan 

Panseraikos fan is a fat boy who does a post game commentary of a greek football team called Panseraikos. He is known for his extremely skills in barking(RRARGH RRARGH) and his heavy breathing after saying 3 words. He usually asks for a Sebian football player called Zivcovic saying "Who is Zivcovic ree". But he always fucks our asses.
Panseraikos fan has become viral on Tsili coffee shop.
Panseraikos fan by IEAIAIO666 November 20, 2021