Pandemicats

Pandemicat -noun. A pandemicats are the kittens we adopt during a long world-wide health emergency to cheer us up as we remain housebound for endless months. Synonym-coronacats

The whole family has been uplifted since we adopted our pandemicats. Who needs to leave the house now?

by icyhot123 August 28, 2020

pandemictionary

A pademictionary is dictionary of terms about, or coined during, a pandemic.

Hey WTF is a zoomgasm? This guy in quarantine I'm chatting with just said it.

I don't know...look it up in the pandemictionary?

by Sardanapalus April 1, 2020

Pandemocrats

Democratic government officials keeping Americans in a state of fear of pushing their agenda in bill that has nothing to do the pandemic itself while brain washing the American people by social media lies

The Pandemocrats are on cnn again with the racist propaganda.

by ForQ October 21, 2020

Pandemica

Pandemica refers to the period of modern time when COVID-19 changed the way most people lived their everyday lives as of early 2020. Strange days indeed, life in pandemica has completely altered the way most human beings interact, with social distancing being at the top of that list.

“Life in pandemica is a real cockblock. I can’t even get laid for fear of dying and because I have no toilet paper left in my house! Dammit!!!”

by AliSoFlo May 19, 2020

Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.

I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022

Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

Pandemicamonium

The widespread panic of buying stupid amounts of toilet paper, or none, and other similar behaviors pertaining to the shopping experience if faced with a communicable disease at a societal level. Whilst avoiding public places, bleaching surfaces, and sporting masks as a general rule at all times due to a fast spreading disease that is worldwide, but doesn't appear to have decimated the population.

I went to twelve shops today to find bogroll! It was pandemicamonium, shelves were bare, and staff were spraying antibacterial spray through the entrance.

by Michelleemmjay March 16, 2020