jesuschristisnotreal's definitions
A loser is someone that thinks they're above the law and constantly commits crimes or a bully with an unhealthy infatuation with someone they stalk/harass daily. Losers are spiteful and hardly work, because they lack talent.
My neighbor Sheldon constantly follows me around in his jeep and stalks me daily out of spite. He has no life outside of this and is in huge debt. What a loser!
by jesuschristisnotreal January 15, 2022
Get the Losermug. Digital Losers waste time online or use smartphones to stalk/harass people, because they're talentless debt-ridden morons.
Hey, why're you voting down definitions of jesuschristisnotreal on UD with your slacker friends during the weekday afternoon? You and you're friends are digital losers! Why're you getting offended over nonsense online and trying to cancel people on social media that lead productive lives? You must be a digital loser! Jessica and Allison are stalking a guy via driving around following him/texting their friends to follow the aforementioned guy that exposed them as FCs and reported their criminal behavior to the police. They must be digital losers!
by jesuschristisnotreal February 5, 2022
Get the Digital Losersmug. Agressive and violent forceful sexual act by a powerful person(s)/ person with a higher status as the victim of rape is usually weaker or in a vulnerable position, making it difficult to defend herself/himself.
Gangsters usually rape attractive women and men that walk by in dark alleys or long boulevards. Catholic priests rape young boys like Sandusky did, because they're in a higher position protected by the Catholic church and it's hard to bring a case against them. Doctors rape their patients they find attractive during a routine physical, because most patients cannot afford a lawyer and it's difficult to prove in court.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 26, 2022
Get the Rapemug. Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.
I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022
Get the Pandemicesque Assaultmug. Woketerr encompasses far-left extremism via looting, destruction of businesses and property, and assaults on political rivals/opponents. Woketerr enthusiasts come from priveleged backgrounds and advocate political violence due to mental instability.
In 2020, select minority of BLM and mainly Antifa destroyed businesses/assaulted people as they exemplified Woketerr tactics to harm their political rivals/ opposing ideologies like Capitalism.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 19, 2022
Get the Woketerrmug. FCs or fake Christians like the concept of being Christian in theory, but rarely apply Jesus's teachings to daily life. FCs tend to be self-righteous and hypocritical.
What are those FCs Jonathan and Reuben doing at my door with a pamphlet about Jesus Christ? I saw the same FCs staring at young boys and stalking/harassing a guy they had issues with the last few months.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 17, 2022
Get the FCsmug. RWRP stands for Right Wing Radio Philosophy that emphasizes far-right idealogies supportive of conspiracy theories , at times blatantly racist/violent/sexist/anti-LGBTQ, anti-science, and overall based on far-right podcasts/radio shows emphasizing hatred of liberal philosophies.
The KKK endorsed Donald Trump in 2016 as Trump's populist appeal was promoted by RWRP and led to mass shootings/targeted killings of people of color in the South during his presidency. Trump's presidency led to political division and encouraged extremists from the far-left and far-right via WOKETERR and RWRP. RWRP encourages Trump supporters not to get vaccinated despite the fact Trump himself got vaccinated to survive the ongoing pandemic.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 20, 2022
Get the RWRPmug.