jesuschristisnotreal's definitions

Loser

A loser is someone that thinks they're above the law and constantly commits crimes or a bully with an unhealthy infatuation with someone they stalk/harass daily. Losers are spiteful and hardly work, because they lack talent.

My neighbor Sheldon constantly follows me around in his jeep and stalks me daily out of spite. He has no life outside of this and is in huge debt. What a loser!

by jesuschristisnotreal January 15, 2022

FCs

FCs or fake Christians like the concept of being Christian in theory, but rarely apply Jesus's teachings to daily life. FCs tend to be self-righteous and hypocritical.

What are those FCs Jonathan and Reuben doing at my door with a pamphlet about Jesus Christ? I saw the same FCs staring at young boys and stalking/harassing a guy they had issues with the last few months.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 17, 2022

Woketerr

Woketerr encompasses far-left extremism via looting, destruction of businesses and property, and assaults on political rivals/opponents. Woketerr enthusiasts come from priveleged backgrounds and advocate political violence due to mental instability.

In 2020, select minority of BLM and mainly Antifa destroyed businesses/assaulted people as they exemplified Woketerr tactics to harm their political rivals/ opposing ideologies like Capitalism.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 19, 2022

CWS

CWS is an acronym for classless working stiffs that usually drive pick up trucks (Ford,Dodge, Toyota), Chrysler suvs, and Jeeps as they tend to be reckless drivers and insincere vindictive individuals due to hatred of their plight in life or anger towards those they feel superior to in life. CWS work blue-collar professions such as plumbers, construction workers, police officers, preachers,and lower tier government jobs.

My plumber overcharged me, smoked several cigarettes on my front lawn, and cut in front of me in traffic with his jeep without signaling as he is a typical CWS. People that work for the DMV are usually CWS as they don't care how long you wait and still are irritable/unhelpful even when you are respectful towards them. Many cops like to give military personnel tickets and resent them as they feel superior to those that suffer from PTSD as a former cop kept following me around in his Ram truck, hoping I get into an accident or some trouble as he is a typical CWS.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 28, 2022

Rape

Agressive and violent forceful sexual act by a powerful person(s)/ person with a higher status as the victim of rape is usually weaker or in a vulnerable position, making it difficult to defend herself/himself.

Gangsters usually rape attractive women and men that walk by in dark alleys or long boulevards. Catholic priests rape young boys like Sandusky did, because they're in a higher position protected by the Catholic church and it's hard to bring a case against them. Doctors rape their patients they find attractive during a routine physical, because most patients cannot afford a lawyer and it's difficult to prove in court.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 26, 2022

RWRP

RWRP stands for Right Wing Radio Philosophy that emphasizes far-right idealogies supportive of conspiracy theories , at times blatantly racist/violent/sexist/anti-LGBTQ, anti-science, and overall based on far-right podcasts/radio shows emphasizing hatred of liberal philosophies.

The KKK endorsed Donald Trump in 2016 as Trump's populist appeal was promoted by RWRP and led to mass shootings/targeted killings of people of color in the South during his presidency. Trump's presidency led to political division and encouraged extremists from the far-left and far-right via WOKETERR and RWRP. RWRP encourages Trump supporters not to get vaccinated despite the fact Trump himself got vaccinated to survive the ongoing pandemic.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 20, 2022

Digital Losers

Digital Losers waste time online or use smartphones to stalk/harass people, because they're talentless debt-ridden morons.

Hey, why're you voting down definitions of jesuschristisnotreal on UD with your slacker friends during the weekday afternoon? You and you're friends are digital losers! Why're you getting offended over nonsense online and trying to cancel people on social media that lead productive lives? You must be a digital loser! Jessica and Allison are stalking a guy via driving around following him/texting their friends to follow the aforementioned guy that exposed them as FCs and reported their criminal behavior to the police. They must be digital losers!

by jesuschristisnotreal February 5, 2022