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Fuck me pumpers
A phrase derived from the song "Fuck me Pumps" recorded by Amy "Trainwreck" Winehouse.
"Fuck me pumpers" is an adjective for the person wearing the pumps. "Fuck me pumpers" have a tendency to seek out friendships with women 5-10 years younger than they are in order to hit on the guys that approach them. They come off friendly and inviting but that is just a ploy to reel a man in so they can agressively and wontonly pursue him, whether he is attracted to them or not. The more a man resists, the more aggressive and demanding they become.
"Fuck me pumpers" have a hard time taking no for an answer and should a man they have set their sights on cave and engage in ANY form of physical contact with them, be it "fooling around" or actual sex, you are considered their property and they will use any and all tactics in their arsenal to showcase their achievement with you as the trophy. They will assume authority over all aspects of your life and try to control and manipulate all of your personal and professional relationships. Should you later regret the association with a "fuck me pumper" and try to sever ties, she will turn on you in a heartbeat and use the same shady tactics she used to get you against you. She will use emotional blackmail, feigned emotions, and outright threats. Best thing to do when approached by a "fuck me pumper" is to break the wrist and walk away...don't even smile as they might take that as a sign of approval and acceptance. JUST.WALK.AWAY.
"Fuck me pumpers" is an adjective for the person wearing the pumps. "Fuck me pumpers" have a tendency to seek out friendships with women 5-10 years younger than they are in order to hit on the guys that approach them. They come off friendly and inviting but that is just a ploy to reel a man in so they can agressively and wontonly pursue him, whether he is attracted to them or not. The more a man resists, the more aggressive and demanding they become.
"Fuck me pumpers" have a hard time taking no for an answer and should a man they have set their sights on cave and engage in ANY form of physical contact with them, be it "fooling around" or actual sex, you are considered their property and they will use any and all tactics in their arsenal to showcase their achievement with you as the trophy. They will assume authority over all aspects of your life and try to control and manipulate all of your personal and professional relationships. Should you later regret the association with a "fuck me pumper" and try to sever ties, she will turn on you in a heartbeat and use the same shady tactics she used to get you against you. She will use emotional blackmail, feigned emotions, and outright threats. Best thing to do when approached by a "fuck me pumper" is to break the wrist and walk away...don't even smile as they might take that as a sign of approval and acceptance. JUST.WALK.AWAY.
Guy 1: I'm thinking of fooling around with one of the "fuck me pumpers" at work. She's not all that hot, but she's all over my dick, and I like the attention right now.
Guy 2: DON'T DO IT! The last time I fooled around with a fuck me pumper she acted like we were engaged or something. She stalked all these girls that liked me, caused all kinds of drama, and I didn't even fuck her.
Guy 1: Whaaaaaaaaat???? You didn't even fuck her?
Guy 2: No dude. She wasn't THAT hot. I just fooled around with her a little, let her grab on my package and bitch went all Fatal Attraction on me and shit.
Guy 3: Yeah flip that. This girl ain't even a 5 outta 10. Thanks for the warning bro.
Guy 2: DON'T DO IT! The last time I fooled around with a fuck me pumper she acted like we were engaged or something. She stalked all these girls that liked me, caused all kinds of drama, and I didn't even fuck her.
Guy 1: Whaaaaaaaaat???? You didn't even fuck her?
Guy 2: No dude. She wasn't THAT hot. I just fooled around with her a little, let her grab on my package and bitch went all Fatal Attraction on me and shit.
Guy 3: Yeah flip that. This girl ain't even a 5 outta 10. Thanks for the warning bro.
Fuck me pumpers by Trish76 July 17, 2010
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1) To use your wealth to extravagantly spoil your closest friends and family without reciprocation.
2) to perform anal while the adult recipient is wearing Pampers.
2) to perform anal while the adult recipient is wearing Pampers.
1) "After receiving my grandfather's inheritance, I decided to pamperfuck all of my friends with custom Rolexes."
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"Why beb?"
"Because I just got new white sheets."
2) "Hey beb! If we're doing anal tonight you're going to have to pamperfuck me"
"Why beb?"
"Because I just got new white sheets."
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