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Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"
Palm Muting by Sambiase January 10, 2014
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Palm muting

The act of damping the guitar stings with the pinky finger's palm area this technique gives rock music's rockiness
Hey bro try palm muting that riff

Palm mutes it

Yeah now we talking bitch
Palm muting by The one who rocks November 26, 2020

palm muting

palm muting is commenly know to guitarist as a tecnique used in playing, but here is the true definition it is when a person unsupecting after talking shit is slapped directly in the mouth with the palm first.10 point bounus for making them cry 15 point bonus for knocking out a tooth 20 point bonus plus bragging rights for knocking them out!
bill came over talked a little bit of shit and i had to do some palm muting on his ass.
palm muting by GROVESTOWN June 21, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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