1) To turn issues into fluff while preening to a faux news viewpoint
2) To stand for free speech, while having goons pull down any criticism of yourself
3) To make you feel you need a shower after an interview with Glenn Beck
The feeling when days feel like they're turning into hours or even seconds
Provided you are having a really good time or something bad is coming up
The word palification has its roots from the very recent developments of Hinglish as a common launguage among the degenerately online generation of India and me as a genz trynna act cool infront of my peers.