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Cali-nization 

When Californians move out-of-state and try to make their new cities resemble California. This especially applies to Californians who left because California is "passed its Golden days", only to vote for the same policies that ruined California in the first place. (Similar to the concept of Settler Colonialism)

Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)
All those damned Californians keep moving into the area, and now rents keep going up. Not only are coffee shops now selling avocado toast, they started serving oat milk. Gotta love Cali-nization.
Cali-nization by el_guey_mermelade February 4, 2023
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Colinization 

Acting, talking, or eating like a person named Colin.
You've got a Mountain Dew in one hand and a bike in the other - you have been through Colinization.
Colinization by merrymerrychristmas December 15, 2016

Colinization 

Invented by "The Great Colinizer," colinization is a process that happens when cats win over everybody's minds by their sheer cuteness. The cats are known for saying "Put it in, onichan," and "I like... MINERS." Once injected into a persons mind, it starts infecting the host with Colin Cancer.
I completely support Colinization: 8 Votes
Colinization by CJRAPTOR March 19, 2021