Palden

a horny Michigan State student who likes to talk about guys shitting their pants.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

palden

Any person of excellence in the area of sexual healing

Shoot, I got to be like Palden, shit.

by Eric June 18, 2003

Palden

1.Ogilvy intern 2. Michigan State Advertising major 3. rib eater

Look at Palden eating those ribs....woooh!

by un-named Ogilvy intern June 18, 2003

Palden

The word Palden is typically associated with anyone below the height of 5’4. They often have very bad haircuts and are very bad at video games specially call of duty. Their kill to death ratio is typically 5-4 to match their height. The word “Palden” is also associated with being a simp since they tend to drive 10 hours to see their girlfriend. I love passang.

The person at the barber shop fucked up my hair I really look like a Palden right now.

by I love Avery August 26, 2020

Palden

This name is weard but it's defining friend and pal means friend and they always try to be smart and it's weard tha they always love football , but their prosperous is unique

Palden is smart?

He is the smartest boy

by Palden November 24, 2021

Palentine's Day

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

by librarianmike February 12, 2013

peter palen

to be aroused by politics and economics

I got Peter Palened by this times news article last night

by bigmac12345 March 10, 2017