Paken

The act of masturbating to small unerect penis(es)

Samantha: I paken all night everynight

Paken by PooperLooping May 13, 2021

pakunoda 

the baddest bitch in the phantom troupe. she has a cool af memory-based nen ability and looks hot as hell with her gun

person one: shizuku is best girl
person two: you’re tasteless. pakunoda is way better

pakunoda by s1nj1ns bu55y October 13, 2020

parent issues 

When you have shitty parents leading you to have mommy and daddy issues. Unfortunately for you, you had to stay with one regardless of how incapable they were of caring for you. You often wonder what will become of you but if you stop and think for a bit then you'll realize that their bitch asses could have made you biologically but not psychologically. Show em what they're missing!

Mom: I'm going to a party for Christmas, don't know where you're going...
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)

parent issues by Unjustlybroken November 22, 2017

Entitled Parent

A Parent(97% of the time is a mother and can also be referred to as Karen ) who treats their child LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. They will literally do anything to make life hell for anyone else just for their "Precious Little Angel " whether it's letting them do whatever they want in public places with no consequence, or will literally try to steal other peoples property like Peoples Pets or Backpacks or bikes E.T.C. But when the authorities come they will try to lie and cheat their way out of a sticky situation. They can be seen driving Minivans/SUVs(Preferably Kia) with their children in tow. They can be found at places like Coffee shops, Fast Food Places, Public Playground, Dog Parks and literally anywhere else where kids would be. They generally live in the upper-middle-class suburbs and carry Gucci or Louis Vuitton Handbags and Glasses. To hear some of these stories check out r/entitledparents on Reddit.

Entitled Parent: YOU THERE My child really likes your dog
Person: Oh thank you
Entitled parent: YOU WILL GIVE ME THIS DOG OR ELSE I WILL TAKE YOU TO COURT FOR THEFT OF PROPERTY!
Person: But this is my dog who is microchipped under my name.
Entitled parent: I DONT CARE! (tries to steal the leash but horribly misses)
Person: (Does the smart thing and runs away)

Entitled Parent by BeastlyHawk May 9, 2019

helicopter parent

A parent who is overly involved in the life of their child. Then tend to hover over their every movement and decision. Often times they take control and do tasks on their behalf. They also enjoy broadcasting the details and events of their child's life to anyone who will listen. Helicopter Parents do not ease up with age, in fact as the child grows up the tighter their grasp becomes.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Where are you going, what are you doing, where is your life going?"
"My child would never do something like that."
"Oh, I just have to tell you what my daughter did..."
"Can I come too?"
"I wish Laura would shut up and stop talking about her daughter - what a helicopter parent."

helicopter parent by beep2014 February 25, 2014

Deadbeat Parent 

A biological parent who has conceived (mother) or sired (father) a child but instead of stepping up to take care of and financially/emotionally support the little love they put themselves ahead of the needs of the child. This person will abandon his/her child at any time for any reason and then tell the world “my baby means the world to me..” This person tends not to have morals or a responsible enough nature to realize how difficult he/she is making life for his/her child and family. They do not understand there is a HUGE difference between being an actual great mother/father, and a biological mother/father. But of course the deadbeat is so self-centered and stuck up, he/she believes they are doing a wonderful job at being an awesome parent and also believe others should parent like them. This type of mother/father doesn’t stop to realize that the unconditional love of a child should come before anything or any one else and that one day the child will be old enough to understand and resent this parent!!!

"A mother whom would rather have her hair, nails and a wax job done than buy diapers, wipes and clothes for her child is a dead beat parent"

"A deadbeat parent would be a father whom supports his new girlfriends bad habits but chooses not to know or support the child he helped create, yet boasts to all that he is a great father"

"A deadbeat parent is one whom would rather party hardy with the state assistance they receive, while leaving there child(ren) with his/hers/there parents, while claiming to the world that they are great parents and miss there children a lot but yet still choose not to step up and be REAL parent(s)!"

Deadbeat Parent by RealMothersPutKidsFirst;) December 6, 2013

Asian Parent Syndrome

Asian Parent syndrome, often abbreviated as APS, is a genetic disorder prevalent in young Asians. It is characterized by a high level of expectation and discipline. Often, it can result in social disabilities. Also, common symptoms include excessive studying, fear of the letter "B," and high stress levels. Males are especially prone to this disease.

Hey, can Cho-Chang come to the party?
Nah, her APS is acting up again. It's forcing her to study.
Aw, dude, that sucks. I can't imagine living with that

I think Zhang's Asian Parent Syndrome is acting up again. He's hissing whenever he sees the letter "B."

Asian Parent Syndrome by Androi October 27, 2011