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paisley is the most beautiful girl with stunning eyes and an amazing personality and a good sense of humor. all the guys like her and she has a ton of friends. she is smart and nice to everyone until you get on her bad side, things start going down hill. she does great in school and she loves to read books. she also has good taste in boys. only the best of the best and ones that are hard to find. and once you loose her out of your life you will never get back into her life. paisley has a strong heart and she can easily make friends with almost anyone.
don’t you see that girl. she’s such a paisley😍
paisley by funnycookke January 30, 2018

Kisses for Paisley 

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.
"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"
Kisses for Paisley by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010

Brad Paisley 

Brad Paisley is such a stud. I want him.
Brad Paisley by Laura_xKU July 20, 2010
Paislee is the most intuitive of all names. They are sensitive and have a great understanding of others, and can sense a great deal about what is going on behind the scenes. For example, they will pick up on people's relationships and health without being told anything. They are here to use their gifts of intuition, and sensitivity to help others.

Paislee you are spiritually aware, a visionary, inspiring, charismatic, inventive, a dreamer, idealistic, and a deep thinker, and you rely on faith rather than logic to deal with the life and all it has to offer.

Paislee is concerned with spiritual illumination. Often Paislee will have an instinctive understanding of metaphysical matters. Good for forming partnerships. works and play well with others. Likely to marry young and be committed and faithful for your entire life.

Paislee may appear to lead a life of extremes. It is really a search for balance in all areas of life. Paislee's are avant-garde and visionary individuals who make great students, psychics, mystics, healers, teachers, writers, musicians and artists.

You are a visionary and a very talented idea person. Your ability to quickly and accurately analyze a situation is a real strength in the business world. You are a perfectionist, but you measure up.
Paislee was unique, she was giving without needing to receive anything...without motives.
Paislee by Christopher Tracy April 14, 2017

paisley briefcase 

A carrier bag used by residents of Paisley to hold their belongings.
Shuggie: Aww no man, its pishin' doon! My giro is gonna get soaked.
Senga: Here, fire it in this paisley briefcase to keep it dry.
paisley briefcase by haileys May 7, 2007

brad paisley 

HOT HOT HOT! Amazing on guitar! Romantic songs! Amazing voice that makes you swoon! HOT! Wonderful artist! HOT! Seems to be a great guy all-around! HOT! Wonderful musician! ...and did we mention HOT?
I love Brad Paisley! Nothing can compare to his amazing hotness and talent!
brad paisley by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006
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