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pair of shoes
In baseball, when a batter takes a called strike three, i.e., strikes out looking. Popularized by Hall of Fame Pitcher and NESN color analyst , Dennis Eckersley.
pair of shoes by Footlong Frank April 23, 2021
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pair of clown shoes by Weng Chow October 30, 2007
Pair of Mary’s
Pair of Mary’s by t9eyya February 5, 2021
Pair of Mary’s
A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.
Pair of Mary’s by Snevets November 17, 2017
pair of pacifiers
Noun
1. Big Breasts that are used to quiet a man who is panicking or questioning whether or not he should have sex with this particuliar woman. Usually reserved for cougars or women who havent had sex in a really long time
2. a pair of really big and scrumptious breasts used to seduce a man who is prone to moments of weakness.
1. Big Breasts that are used to quiet a man who is panicking or questioning whether or not he should have sex with this particuliar woman. Usually reserved for cougars or women who havent had sex in a really long time
2. a pair of really big and scrumptious breasts used to seduce a man who is prone to moments of weakness.
Last friday night i got hella wasted and this cougar took me to her house and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. i was all for it untill i seen pictures of her son, who i go to school with, on her wall. I tried to tell her no and that it was un ethical but she pulled out her pair of pacifiers and i didnt say a word for the rest of the night.
pair of pacifiers by J. Garbo October 4, 2010
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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