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Paint Licker 

Paint licker was used a while back, and it was used like "window licker" it was the same insult to say the person is dumb/mentally handy capped because they would lick lead paint off the walls and lead paint can cause brain damage. So, it is to say someone is so dumb the only explanation is they are a "paint licker"
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away
Donald Trump is a paint licker.
Get away from me paint licker!
Paint Licker by ndidomin January 9, 2021
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Pant Licker 

Basically a person who licks pants, but also has come to be used as following:

A person who is determined to squeeze everything they can out of a situation.
Used in the commercial "Pop Tarts - Pantlicker (2002)".

A man is in his office eating a Pop Tart Pastry Swirl and the filling spills on his pants and he takes them off. But then the cleaning lady walks in and sees him trying to lick the fruit off of his pants and she gives him that dirty look and says, "Pant licker!"
Pant Licker by WTFish September 12, 2008

Pant Licker 

a grubby individual who picks food off his pants and eats it.
Jeff Thomas is a pant licker
Pant Licker by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Pant Licker 

"Man that new guy is such a pant licker....... I wanna see if he's single."
Pant Licker by Jupi February 21, 2003

pant licker 

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.
Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!

paintlicker 

"bro look at paintlicker he has a massive cock"
paintlicker by paintlicker November 16, 2020
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