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An idea from one of Cate Wurtz's "lamezine" comics, a mysterious force/entity. It only appears once every thousand years or so. If you touch it, it causes the worst pain that can be felt by a human, but only for a short moment.
Is the experience worth pain of everything falling apart? Do you take the rare opportunity to experience the pain the pain star brings, just to have the experience?
A pain star has entered your house, but what are you going to do about it?
Are you going to touch it? It only happens once every thousand years
Maybe even two thousand years
Pain Star by UnnamedAri April 16, 2023
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Starshit Pain 

When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.

The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experience’s “This Ain’t No Make Believe”, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called “Starship Pain”.
After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain
Starshit Pain by ImTheEyeholeMan December 15, 2019