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That pahlia is a bit alright, isn’t she
Pahlia by LLcoolH__ November 24, 2021
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Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

Parliament lights 

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
Parliament lights by kman998 March 14, 2010

Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, the son of Reza Khan who would later be known as Reza Shah or Reza Pahlavi, was the last Shah (King) of Iran who abicated as a result of a pseudo-revolution which occured in the country in the years of 1978 and 1979 which brought the Ayatollahs into power and turned Iran from a Constitutional Monarchy to a Theocratic Republic. Mohammed Reza Pahlavi was the greatest ruler of Iran since Cyrus the Great, despite of his limitations of civil liberties and political freedoms. He's despised by traditional Muslims because he limited their influence and power during his reign.
"My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn't realize what was happening. When I woke up, I had lost my people." - the late Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
Mohammed Reza Pahlavi by thelema666 October 13, 2011

palliative hair

Put simply, it's a REALLY bad hair day.
Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)
palliative hair by cfbaines April 20, 2011
PALIÃR; Is a term for white chick's in the Inland empire who have been heavily influenced by the Mexican culture. Usually older, top shelf, tatted, sportsfuckers also known as Madãme Ratches', who have a hispanic sounding last name; ex; Cortez, Hernandez, Sanchez etc. Who uses the word "PALABRÃ " numerous times a day in the most perfect ways. That it makes you smile with thoughts of dick slapping that word out of her vocabulary. Feels she is entitled to say PALABRÃ and really she is a PA"LIAR". A RANDOM Ratchet off her medication WHO should not be engaging in conversation of what she does not know. But, overall you really want to secretly bang her .
Definition of paliar; a white girl who use Mexican slang words in their conversations and follows up with the word PALABRÃ.
paliar by MADAME RATCH December 1, 2016

Camille Paglia 

A based academic queen, prominent throughout the eighties and nineties, who is critically versed in the mythological histories and ancient storytellings of feminism and modern whitw woman society.

As originally mentioned in The Book of Genesis, the first book of the Hebrew Bible and the Christian Old Testament, Paglia was a being created by God specifically to bring wrath and destruction to western societies' philistines and university ideologues that endorse commiting despicable acts of sin, such as the lacking any sense of beauty and the aesthetic.

Her historical actions of successfuly enforcing shame and embarrasment via acclaimed essays and books is almost always referring to basic college grad white women, white female false rape accusers, useless white male feminists, and delusional leftist celebrities.
“These people are philistines, okay. They’re philistines! They’re middle-brow. Hopelessly middle-brow. They have no sense of beauty. They have no sense of the aesthetic!” - Quote by Camille Paglia from her interview with Jordan B Peterson
Camille Paglia by Camille Paglia Stan December 22, 2020
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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