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Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

Parliament lights 

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
Parliament lights by kman998 March 14, 2010

Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, the son of Reza Khan who would later be known as Reza Shah or Reza Pahlavi, was the last Shah (King) of Iran who abicated as a result of a pseudo-revolution which occured in the country in the years of 1978 and 1979 which brought the Ayatollahs into power and turned Iran from a Constitutional Monarchy to a Theocratic Republic. Mohammed Reza Pahlavi was the greatest ruler of Iran since Cyrus the Great, despite of his limitations of civil liberties and political freedoms. He's despised by traditional Muslims because he limited their influence and power during his reign.
"My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn't realize what was happening. When I woke up, I had lost my people." - the late Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
Mohammed Reza Pahlavi by thelema666 October 13, 2011

palliative hair

Put simply, it's a REALLY bad hair day.
Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)
palliative hair by cfbaines April 20, 2011
PALIÃR; Is a term for white chick's in the Inland empire who have been heavily influenced by the Mexican culture. Usually older, top shelf, tatted, sportsfuckers also known as Madãme Ratches', who have a hispanic sounding last name; ex; Cortez, Hernandez, Sanchez etc. Who uses the word "PALABRÃ " numerous times a day in the most perfect ways. That it makes you smile with thoughts of dick slapping that word out of her vocabulary. Feels she is entitled to say PALABRÃ and really she is a PA"LIAR". A RANDOM Ratchet off her medication WHO should not be engaging in conversation of what she does not know. But, overall you really want to secretly bang her .
Definition of paliar; a white girl who use Mexican slang words in their conversations and follows up with the word PALABRÃ.
paliar by MADAME RATCH December 1, 2016

Camille Paglia 

A based academic queen, prominent throughout the eighties and nineties, who is critically versed in the mythological histories and ancient storytellings of feminism and modern whitw woman society.

As originally mentioned in The Book of Genesis, the first book of the Hebrew Bible and the Christian Old Testament, Paglia was a being created by God specifically to bring wrath and destruction to western societies' philistines and university ideologues that endorse commiting despicable acts of sin, such as the lacking any sense of beauty and the aesthetic.

Her historical actions of successfuly enforcing shame and embarrasment via acclaimed essays and books is almost always referring to basic college grad white women, white female false rape accusers, useless white male feminists, and delusional leftist celebrities.
“These people are philistines, okay. They’re philistines! They’re middle-brow. Hopelessly middle-brow. They have no sense of beauty. They have no sense of the aesthetic!” - Quote by Camille Paglia from her interview with Jordan B Peterson
Camille Paglia by Camille Paglia Stan December 22, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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