Pigliucci

NOUN (sense 1) Unit of measure: The distance between what one thinks is important and its actual importance.

NOUN (sense 2) Someone who chronically inflates the significance of something could be said to be a Pigliucci.

ORIGIN Early 21st Century (2014): Coined by Author and Neuroscientist Sam Harris, named for Professor of Philosophy at City University of New York Massimo Pigliucci.
Sense 1

Soldier 1: My boots are dirty.
Soldier 2: Dude, we're being shot at, that is like a million Pigliucci away from what matters right now.

Sense 2

Soldier 1: Oh no, now my shirt is dirty as well.
Soldier 3: Can you believe this guy?
Soldier 2: I know right, he's such a god damn Pigliucci.
by Bestpsuedonymever January 25, 2014
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