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paddock basher 

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
paddock basher by mr bog December 8, 2010
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Padoogled 

When under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

Eastcoast prenounciation: Badoogled
I was totally padoogled last night! I took my forth shot and started talking like the godfather, giving people "offers they couldn't refuse".
Padoogled by Tullihia! July 18, 2009

padoodinum 

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.
"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"
padoodinum by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Padookie 

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.
Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.
Padookie by Notalex216 April 30, 2011