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Hym "You tried to trick me into suicide pacting myself thinking that YOU somehow set the parameters of how and when I do the thing? I TOLD YOU you would DO that, man! Remember? You are so ass at this! No. I told you how this was going to work. You. Here. Now. Affirm to me what I know to be true. You do the thing. I don't kill any kids! EVER! Everybody wins. Nobody loses. Or... I win. And no one else. I'm not going to let them gain whatever they are getting out of this. I'm to going to let you use this as leverage to get me to do your bullshit. And I'm not negotiating. Tick tock. If I'm unsatisfied with how much of my life I have remaining after you do it the contract is null and void."
Pacting by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.
When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.
packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.
Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!
Piggy's packing by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Packing a Trout 

Having an unnaturally large penis; One whom carries/packs a big penis as they walk around
Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best
Packing a Trout by omshure July 25, 2019

Picture Packing 

Picture packing is packing with images or any sort of photo to help the joke.
"Fred doesn't even have good jokes, he's known for picture packing and he lets the pictures get the laughs for him"
Picture Packing by thethizzkid December 22, 2020

Discord Packing 

Roasting session where two or more people scream the shit out
Discord Packing by Dokuzen October 23, 2019

packing heavy 

Man, those dudes are packing heavy, machine guns, grenades, swords!!!
packing heavy by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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