Pacting
Hym "You tried to trick me into suicide pacting myself thinking that YOU somehow set the parameters of how and when I do the thing? I TOLD YOU you would DO that, man! Remember? You are so ass at this! No. I told you how this was going to work. You. Here. Now. Affirm to me what I know to be true. You do the thing. I don't kill any kids! EVER! Everybody wins. Nobody loses. Or... I win. And no one else. I'm not going to let them gain whatever they are getting out of this. I'm to going to let you use this as leverage to get me to do your bullshit. And I'm not negotiating. Tick tock. If I'm unsatisfied with how much of my life I have remaining after you do it the contract is null and void."
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