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Parking in the Truck 

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.
Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.
Parking in the Truck by Glastic January 15, 2017

Picking up the truck from Yuma

When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”