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packet of three

UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.
"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf

Fart Packet 

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
Fart Packet by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012

three packets short of a fun dip 

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).
I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

Radge packet

A being who is not considered a full blown radgy/ radgie because of their size. Usually a young relative or friend of a radgy/s who is learning the traits, or a guy who has angry little man syndrome and thinks they can take on anyone.
seen that little guy over there, he just asked me for a "lend of a half a quid" or he'd tax me. A told him to fuck off, stupid radge packet.

you seen that crazy kid?! absolute packet of radge, man!
Radge packet by *J-bone* January 12, 2012

packeties 

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag
"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!
packeties by niggi May 18, 2006

Meat Packet 

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.
Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."
Meat Packet by hippigorilla April 26, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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