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Packety

Hoes that sleeps around for drugs.
Tajiah is a packety
by 420blazeitboi July 23, 2018
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packet of three

UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.
"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf
by Rob T Firefly May 18, 2010
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Fart Packet

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012
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three packets short of a fun dip

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).
I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!
by J-Tro May 12, 2016
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Radge packet

A being who is not considered a full blown radgy/ radgie because of their size. Usually a young relative or friend of a radgy/s who is learning the traits, or a guy who has angry little man syndrome and thinks they can take on anyone.
seen that little guy over there, he just asked me for a "lend of a half a quid" or he'd tax me. A told him to fuck off, stupid radge packet.

you seen that crazy kid?! absolute packet of radge, man!
by *J-bone* January 12, 2012
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packeties

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag
"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!
by niggi May 18, 2006
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Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.
Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."
by hippigorilla April 26, 2020
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