Pabstenance 

The basic necessity that one needs to survive on beer.

Seriously, give me anything with beer in it! I don't care how it tastes, my pabstenance knows. no. taste...

Pabstenance by look alive nikolai wendy December 1, 2010

Pabstinence 

To refrain from sex because you have yet to get hammered... Somewhat equivalent to whiskey dick, but it's cheap beer and you've yet to consume it.

I think he has some severe Pabstinence issues. He told me, "Jenna, what you're doing is hot and everything, but it took me ages to find the change for this 24 oz, so please get off my penis."

Pabstinence by look alive nikolai April 15, 2010

Paintenance 

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do

Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.

Paintenance by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008